1990 Topps Simpsons Trading Cards

88 cards.

1 Don't Forget Your Lunches!
2 Suck!
3 I'm Lisa Simpson -- I'm Above Domestic Cleaning!
4 I'm Bart Seemp-Seau, Famous Underwater Explorer!
5 No More Television -- For All Eternity!
6 I Have an Announcement to Make: I'm Bored!
7 Marge -- You're My Wife, But Cupcakes Are My Mistress!
8 Calm Down, Boy! It Was Just a Nightmare!
9 Comic Are for Kids, Boy!
10 Time for Our Favorite Cartoon, "Itchy & Scratchy."
11 The Family that Mambos Together, Stays Together!
12 "Bart!" "Uh, Oh…"
13 Are We At Weenie Barn Yet?
14 We're the Grown-Ups and You're the Children -- Understand?
15 Help! I'm a Fully Developed Female Trapped Inside the Body of a Child!
16 Suck! Suck!
17 Now Get in There and Clean Up that Mess!
18 Come Back Here, You Little Smartass!
19 Tolstoy Schmolstoy! Space Mutants II Is What I Call a Work of Genius!
20 I'm No Supervising Technician…I'm a Technical Supervisor.
21 All Right! "America's Most Armed and Dangerous" Is On!
22 Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
23 Suck! Suck! Suck!
24 Homework is Society's Way of Torturing Their Young!
25 No Reststops for the Next 16 Hours!
26 Zee Brave Undair Sea Exploraire Wrestles Ze Huge Sea Monstair ro Zee Better End!
27 Look Homer, Clean as a Whistle!
28 "We Can Never Let Him Down. He'll Kill Us." "My Thoughts Exactly."
29 Don't Bug Me. I'm Studying, Man!
30 And Don't Come Out Until You Sparkle, Boy!
31 Maggie? Lisa? You In There?
32 "Should I Turn on the TV?" "I Already Is On."
33 Don't Have a Cow, Man!
34 Bart! Get Back Here!!!
35 Anybody Seen Maggie?!
36 Marge, Let's Run Away from Home.
37 "She's Such an Adorable Infant!" "Gootchie Gootchie Goo!" "I Think She Needs Her Diaper Changed, Man!"
38 It's the Bart Simpson Show. Starring Bart Simpson and Featuring the Bart Simpson Orchestra and the Bart Simpson Dancers.
39 Quiet! Genius at Work, Man!
40 Shut Up Back There, You Little Smart Alecks!
41 Bart! Did You Eat All the Pork Rinds?!
42 What'll It Be Tonight, Marge? The Rusty Barnacle or the Singing Sirloin?
43 Suck! Suck! Suck!
44 'March Your Little Butts Straight Up to Bed, You Little Hellions! Pronto!" "Can the Rest of Our Bodies Stay Up and Play?"
45 Happy Father's Day, Dad. They Were 12 for a Dollar at Bud's "Big 'N' Wide" Shop
46 Stand Back, Comrades! The Smell Alone from the Closet Can Be Lethal!
47 There's Nothing More Disheartening to Young Fertile Minds Than the 5:00 News Hours!
48 Right on, Dude!
49 Who Do You Think You Are, Thomas Edison?!
50 This Looks Like the Job of One Batholomew J. Simpson!
51 "You Said "Left"." "I Said "Right"."
52 "It's Quiet." "Yeah, Too Quiet!"
53 Kids Out there in TV Land…You're Being Duped!
54 There's Only So Much One Hell Raisin' Kid Can Take, Man!
55 It's Amazing How Much Beauty and Intelligence Can Fit Into Such a Petite Frame!
56 Aaauuughhh!
57 Who Ate My Cookies?
58 Back Off Homer. I Happen to Be Having Some Very Educational Dreams.
59 I Said, Knock It Off!!
60 Don't Blame Us, Dad! We're Merely Acting Under the Whim of Our Genetic Programming!
61 Go to Bed! Go to Bed Right Now!!
62 "There's Only One Cookie Left!" "And Somebody's Responsible!"
63 I Didn't Do It. Nobody Saw Me Do It. You Can't Prove Anything."
64 Gangway Man!
65 Which of You Ate My Last Donut!
66 "Bart?" "Uh Oh Gotta Hide."
67 Las One to the Breakfast Table Is a Wimp, Man!
68 God Help Me.
69 Bart, You're Such a Dimwit!
70 I'm Bart Simpson, Who the Hell Are You?
71 "Your Father's Chasing After Bart Because He Loves Him." "Nice Try Mom."
72 BBAARRTTTT!
73 "I Can't Wait to See the Happy Little Elves!" "Oh, Grow Up, Man! The Crappy Little Elves Are for Babies!"
74 "Why You Little…!!!" "Let's Break for a Commercial."
75 For the Last Time, I'm the Parent and You're the Children!
76 I Think It's Time to Go Down to the Dairy Den for Some Frosty Chocolate Milkshakes!
77 "Let's Take Turns Yelling Into the Canyon. Lisa, You Start." "Okay. Borrrrrring!!!"
78 Marge! Where's the Personal Sections of Today's Paper?!
79 We Have No Idea Who Made This Mess.
80 This Is the Life, Man.
81 "Me, Bartunga!" "Me, Leesumba!"
82 "Unga, Bunga, Yunga, Ho!
83 There Is Justice in the World, Maggie.
84 Suck, Suck, Suck, Suck, Suck.
85 Uh, Oh…
86 Another Day of Parental Oppression.
87 Aye, Carumba!
88 "Apple Polisher!" "Thank You Very Much, I Take That as a Compliment!"